Q: How many Tories does it take to change a lightbulb?

Up until the election, the answer was “None, they’ll get The Big Society to do it”.

Now, since we have the ConDemNation the answer is of course “None, they just get the Lib Dems to do it” – and they’ll get new nuclear power stations to power it into the bargain, with Chris Huhne as Energy and Environment Secretary bringing the Bill forward and then sitting on his hands to abstain during the actual vote.

And as to the question “How many Lib-Dems…?” I suppose the answer is “I don’t know, you’ll have to ask both the Parliamentary Lib-Dem Group and the Federal Council, and it’s how many 75% of both bodies decide it is!”